Surprisingly, one of the earliest risers was Sarah, but this wasn’t by choice.

She would have preferred to sleep in that morning, nestled right where she was in between Jewel and Gwen Stefani.

She had a flight to catch late in the afternoon and she hadn’t even begun to pack yet.

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There are several reasons why I am better than Santa and the biggest one is that I really don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice. Oh well the message remains the same so why bother changing it?

With that in mind, here is my Xmas present to you all, both good and bad, The Harem: Episode 6. Welcome back to the adventures of our favorite girls in Malibu.

Seriously, if you’re under 18, don’t read this stuff, it warps your brain. Thanks go out to Ghoulardi for editing my work and telling me the Britney scene wasn’t hot enough yet (he was right, btw) and to Carnage Jackson for giving me advice on how to properly portray the lovely Ms. Most importantly, thank you to all of you guys out there who keep writing me.

I won’t kid you, this is long, exhausting stuff here. The Harem Episode 11 “The Good Stuff” By KMB As the sun rose and the new day began, the girls began to stir one by one.

She suspected she was going to end up totaling some serious frequent flyer miles going back and forth to Malibu to get herself her “fix.” Despite what would be a separation from her favorite source of soft, female flesh, Sarah was extremely excited about going to New York.

She was born there and she loved spending time in the city.

Meanwhile, Rose was arrested for blinding Love’s attacker and now faces prosecution.

As if that wasn’t enough for her friends to worry about, she also disappeared outright leaving them wonder where the hell she was.

For further background you’re just going to have to read the stories which can easily be accessed at Now for the legal areas.

First while these are famous names being used here, these adventures are entirely the product of my fevered imagination and the fine suggestions I get from you guys.

Jennifer too had her fair share of trauma as Brad responded to the discovery of her illicit activities by demanding she never see the girls again.